Lunar Soliloquy

Ain’t nobody EVER gonna fuck with my love for Frank Ocean.

I respect fit runners and I respect overweight runners. I respect fast runners and I respect slow runners. I respect people who run 5 miles and I respect people who run 25 miles. I respect people who run in group and I respect solo runners. I respect shirtless runners and I respect fully clothed runners. I respect walkers, joggers, and sprinters. I respect female runners and I respect male runners. I respect young runners and I respect old runners. I respect winter, spring, summer, fall runners. My point is this: the first step out the front door is the hardest, and I respect anyone who takes it.

(Source: fit-tan-blonde, via confessions-of-an-ex-5lut)

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

(via confessions-of-an-ex-5lut)

one-fanwarrior-to-ship-them-all:

sassymccoy:

no but people with vaginas are so badass okay

because there will inevitably come a point in all of their lives where they wakes up in a pool of their own blood and their reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry

that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise

You. You are my favourite person.

(via lost-and-useless)

bookofmorgan:

i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you’ve caused in a lifetime i wanna check my stats

(via lost-and-useless)